I would just like to point out that this is all [personal profile] moonlettuce's fault. ALL OF IT!

Oh, God. The things I do for her.

Show Time, Blow Time (1311 words) by alyse
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Tremors: The Series
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: El Blanco/Tyler Reed
Characters: El Blanco (Tremors), Tyler Reed, Burt Gummer
Additional Tags: Tentacle Sex, Public Sex, Anal Sex, Oral Sex, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot
Summary:

There's a soft snuffling sound somewhere near Tyler's feet and he closes his eyes, biting back on a curse. Not now. Any goddamned time but now.

But the world - or his world, at least - isn't listening.

alyse: (Wally)
( Jan. 3rd, 2016 02:02 am)
I ended up writing 5 stories in four fandoms, around about 22k words in total, which I think might be a personal record :).

I matched on Maid Marian and Her Merry Men, which I have written for Yuletide before. This time, however, I wrote 8.5k of zombie apocalypse with added witches and socialism :D I had fun writing it, even if at times I was tearing my hair out, but the recipient’s response was really positive, and I’m quite pleased with how it turned out.

Now We Don Our Grey Apparel (8524 words) by alyse
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Maid Marian and her Merry Men
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Characters: Maid Marian, Sheriff of Nottingham
Additional Tags: Zombie Apocalypse, Humor, Socialism, Witches

Summary:

It was Wednesday afternoon, early closing day in Worksop, which meant - as usual - the entire village was dead.

Only this Wednesday afternoon it seemed that the inhabitants of Worksop were taking the 'dead' thing a little more literally than usual.


Then I wrote two Terminator Genisys fics, both Sarah/Kyle, which is the latest fandom to eat my brain - one shameless porn story for [personal profile] geckoholic and one not porn for [tumblr.com profile] stars-inthe-sky. My first attempts at Terminator Genisys but not, I think, my last :D

Through and Through (4459 words) by alyse
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Terminator Genisys (2015)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Sarah Connor/Kyle Reese
Characters: Sarah Connor, Kyle Reese
Additional Tags: Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Angst, Yuletide Treat, Rough Sex, Yuleporn, Canon-Typical Violence
Summary:

When Kyle is injured in a firefight, Sarah finds the adrenaline more than she can take. Kyle helps her burn it off in the best of ways.


Snowfall (3643 words) by alyse
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Terminator Genisys (2015)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Sarah Connor/Kyle Reese
Characters: Sarah Connor, Kyle Reese
Additional Tags: Yuletide Treat, Romance, Angst
Summary:

Sarah wasn't sure that Kyle could ever stop running, or fighting. Or dreaming, judging by the way he still twitched in his sleep.

Sarah and Kyle deal with life in a world that's new to both of them.


I then wrote Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters fic - hurt/comfort with an incestuous vibe but no sex. I do like this pairing, which I wrote as my assignment last year, and it was fun to revisit them in something quieter and more introspective than my usual ‘beating up witches and then maybe adrenaline fueled sex’ output.

I tear my heart open, I sew myself shut (1234 words) by alyse
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters (2013)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Gretel/Hansel (Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters)
Characters: Hansel (Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters), Gretel (Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters)
Additional Tags: Sibling Incest, Hurt/Comfort, Yuletide Treat
Summary:

Of the two of them, Hansel has always thought he's the more impatient. Right now, however, it's Gretel who's shifting impatiently, irritation snapping in her fingers, tense along her spine.

Gretel is injured and impatient. Luckily, Hansel's needlework has always been better than hers.


Finally, I wrote Jupiter Ascending knotting fem!dom porn for [livejournal.com profile] hiddencait, for she is adorable and it was the only fandom of hers I could even attempt to write in. I’m not sure I got the characterisation right, and I’m sure that given the fandom I didn’t write anything that hadn’t been written before, but the point was to make Cait happy and that seems to have happened.

Feeling the Heat (2571 words) by alyse
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Jupiter Ascending (2015)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Jupiter Jones/Caine Wise
Characters: Jupiter Jones, Caine Wise
Additional Tags: Yuletide Treat, Femdom, Yuleporn, Knotting
Summary:

So, Jupiter has always thought of space as vast, and empty, and colder than a proverbial witch's tit. Turns out, she might have been wrong about that.

It's hot in space, a hell of a lot hotter than Jupiter ever expected.


Unfortunately my assigned gift included one of my DNWs, but I got two awesome and awesomely long treats in The Eagle fandom, which saved Yuletide for me :):

A Little Less Sixteen Candles (14173 words) by foxxcub
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: The Eagle | The Eagle of the Ninth (2011), The Eagle | The Eagle of the Ninth - All Media Types
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Marcus Flavius Aquila/Esca Mac Cunoval
Characters: Marcus Flavius Aquila, Esca Mac Cunoval
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - College/University, frat boys
Summary:

The rivalry between the Theta Sigma Rhos and the Delta Omicrons began so long ago, no one really knew the exact date. But the truth now was that the Thetas were jocks and the Deltas were nerds, and everything else was just history.

This story was a sweet and funny (and touching towards the end) frat!boys AU wherein Marcus is a Theta Sigma Rho and Esca a Delta, and the two fraternities have a whole rivalry going on, and I love it to itty bitty pieces!

Under Fire (18617 words) by Frostfire
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: The Eagle | The Eagle of the Ninth (2011)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Marcus Flavius Aquila/Esca Mac Cunoval
Characters: Marcus Flavius Aquila, Esca Mac Cunoval, Lutorius Drusillus Salinator
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Space Opera
Summary:

Esca is a prisoner on Marcus Flavius Aquila's transport ship. What could go wrong?

And this story is a space pirate AU! I repeat - Space Pirate AU. This is not a drill, people. My God, how awesome is that? Marcus is the captain of a prison ship and Esca is his prisoner, but they save each other and everything is awesome!

So, basically, I had fun :) And now I'm 5,000 words into a fandom_stocking treat that is never, ever going to end! Because I am chronically incapable of writing short! FML! :D
Title: That's How We Rolls, Muchachos
Author: alyse
Fandom: Sahara
Character/Pairing: Mostly gen, hints of Al/Dirk pre-slash, Rudi-centric
Rating: PG13
Author's Notes: Written for [livejournal.com profile] yuletide 2011, for [livejournal.com profile] sinden, who wanted: Eva and Dirk having a genial parting of ways. Dirk taking Al off on another "adventure". Sandecker losing more of his property for weird and wonderful reasons. Rudy watching it all with bemusement and Al managing not to lose his hat.

Many thanks to [personal profile] aithine for the beta, even if she hates the way I spell tyres.

Summary: Rudi still writes to his mother once a week and his Aunt Sharon once a month, and it's a testament to the sterling qualities of his current compatriots that not once do they give him shit about it. Of course, he's not entirely sure that his mother and aunt would appreciate his companions' other sterling qualities, like the fact that while they may not give him shit about things, they're more than perfectly capable of landing him in it.

That's How We Rolls, Muchachos )
Title: Hunting Haiku
Author: alyse
Fandom: Is a secret, but will be obvious. Spoilers for those that want them )
Rating: 15
Word Count: 103
Disclaimer: Not mine
Author's Notes: Written for [community profile] mmom/[livejournal.com profile] mmom, because I threatened told [livejournal.com profile] moonlettuce that I would write this pairing.

Summary: Hunting, in haiku form.

Hunting Haiku )
Title: Popsicle
Author: alyse
Fandom: MegaShark vs Giant Octopus
Pairing: MegaShark/Giant Octopus
Rating: PG13
Warnings: Dubious consent, possibly? If you squint?
Spoilers: Pretty much spoils the entire movie. Kind of.
Challenge: Written for [livejournal.com profile] mmom/[community profile] mmom
Status: Complete, one shot
Word Count: ~1,000
Disclaimer: MegaShark vs Giant Octopus belongs to Asylum Pictures, bless their twisted little minds.
Author's Notes: [livejournal.com profile] moonlettuce and I have this theory about the origins of a certain other Asylum/SyFy creature. This fic explains that theory. Sort of. Many thanks to [personal profile] aithine for beta duties.

Summary: "Together we shall plumb the depths of the deepest ocean trenches, my darling."

Popsicle )
Title: Raise You Up
Author: alyse
Fandom: Supernatural
Pairing: Dean/Castiel
Rating: PG13
Warnings/Spoilers: None.
Genres: Established relationship.
Word Count: ~900
Status: Complete
Disclaimer: Supernatural belongs to Kripke Enterprises and the CW. Dean belongs to Castiel.
Author's Notes: Written for [livejournal.com profile] moonlettuce for my [livejournal.com profile] kissbingo card square 'body: arms'. Because I luffs her, even if she makes me write stuff.

Summary: Of all of his Father's creations, Castiel thinks, it is the humans who are the most complex, the most compelling and the most terrifying.

Raise You Up )
Title: A Guy, A Girl, and a Proposal
Author: alyse
Fandom: Two Guys, a Girl and a Pizza Place
Pairing: Berg/Irene
Rating: PG13
Warnings/Spoilers: No warnings. Set post series
Genres: Established relationship
Word Count: 3,400
Status: Complete, one shot
Disclaimer: Two Guys and a Girl belongs to Fox Television, so of course they had to cancel it. I haven't forgiven them for Space: Above and Beyond yet. This is a not for profit fanfiction, and no copyright infringement is intended.
Author's Notes: Thanks to [personal profile] aithine for beta reading duties. Any mistakes remaining are my own. Written for my [livejournal.com profile] kissbingo card square 'emotion: love', and also for [personal profile] catwalksalone, who enables me unashamedly when it comes to all things Berg and Irene.

I saved posting it until today for [livejournal.com profile] beren_writes' ♥ Wedding Wednesday ♥.

Summary: Dr Bergen had to come and droop all over Dolores's desk with his sad sighs and puppy dog eyes, didn't he?

A Guy, A Girl and a Proposal )
Title: Exit Strategies
Author: alyse
Fandom: The Proposal
Pairing: Andrew Paxton/Margaret Tate
Rating: PG13
Warnings/Spoilers: No warnings. Set post movie
Genres: Established relationship
Word Count: 1,350
Status: Complete, one shot
Disclaimer: The Proposal belongs to Touchstone Pictures. This is a not for profit fanfiction, and no copyright infringement is intended.
Author's Notes: Thanks to [personal profile] aithine for beta reading duties. Any mistakes remaining are my own. Written for my [livejournal.com profile] kissbingo card square 'location: wedding'. I saved posting it until today for [livejournal.com profile] beren_writes' ♥Wedding Wednesday♥

Summary: Their second wedding goes much better than their first, and not just because Andrew has strategically placed his family and friends in front of every available exit.

Exit Strategies )
Title: Perfectly Presentable
Author: alyse
Fandom: Alice's Adventures In Wonderland and Through the Looking Glass
Rating: G
Recipient: lecri
Disclaimer: Alice is Lewis Carroll's, not mine, but technically this still isn't copyright infringement as it's out of copyright.
Author's Notes: Written for [livejournal.com profile] lecri as part of the [livejournal.com profile] legendland Giftgiving. Lecri requested, among other fandoms, Alice in Wonderland, so I hope this suits.

Summary: Alice has decided thoughts on many things.

Percival was a perfectly nice young man, as young men went. )
Title: Sweet as Sin
Author: alyse
Rating: NC-17
Fandom: True Blood
Characters/Pairing: Jessica/Hoyt
Word Count: 2,500
Warnings/Spoilers: Spoilers for 3.11. Blood play.
Disclaimer: Not mine. The originals belong to Charlaine Harris but these versions belong to HBO, which means there's more nudity.
Author's Notes: Written for my [livejournal.com profile] kissbingo card, for the square 'experimental: licking'. Thanks go to [personal profile] aithine for beta duties.

Summary: Hoyt is just the sweetest thing.

Sweet as Sin )
Title: Knife, Fork, Spoon
Author: [personal profile] alyse
Fandom: Anthropomorfic
Genre: Crack!fic
Pairing: Knife/Fork, Dish/Spoon, sundry others
Rating: PG13
Spoilers: None
Word Count: ~1,000
Author's Notes: Written for [community profile] mmom. In other words, here be wanking. Many thanks to [personal profile] aithine for looking over this for me.

Summary: It was difficult not to feel jealous of Knife and Fork.

Knife, Fork, Spoon )
Title: Woo The Day
Author: alyse
Recipient: Dessie / [personal profile] odessie
Fandom: Maid Marian and Her Merry Men
Pairing: Marian/Robin
Rating: G
Word Count: 5,674
Disclaimer: Not mine. I'm pretty sure they belong to Tony Robinson and the BBC.
Author's Notes: I didn't offer this particular fandom in Yuletide this year - or have in any other year - but when I saw it on my list of recipient's requests I may have squeed a little and used it as an excuse to buy the rest of the boxed sets I'd been putting off. So thank you for that :)

Thanks to [personal profile] aithine for the beta.

Summary: Five times Robin tried to woo Marian, Sherwood style.

Woo The Day )
alyse: (quill)
( Jan. 1st, 2010 06:05 pm)
So, now that the yuletide stories are no longer anonymous, I can do the reveal thing. Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain ::g::

I was originally assigned to write for Dessie, matched on Press Gang. Much as I love that show, it was the same fandom I was matched on last year, so there was a teeny element of 'okay ::sigh:: but I've done that'. So when I realised that she'd also requested a fic in another teeny fandom of my heart, of a kids' show that I utterly adored (and already owned the boxed set of series 1 for, even if I'd put off buying the rest of the series until they came down in price) but hadn't spotted to offer, I may have gone 'eeeee!' rather a lot.

If nothing else, it meant I could buy the rest of the boxed sets and then make up my mind which to write. And, as it happened, they had come down in price quite considerably, meaning that it was obviously meant to be.

The fandom? Maid Marian and Her Merry Men, in all of its anarchic, proto-feminist glory, wherein Marian is female and utterly fabulous, and she's the one who leads the Merry Men in battling the Sheriff of Nottingham and his very gay for each other soldiers, Gary and Graeme. Dessie's request was a story in which Robin realises that he loves Marian and what he does about it, and I noticed from her Dear Yuletide Goat letter that she also loves 'five things' fic. It was therefore logical to write a story in which Robin tries to woo Marian in five different ways, failing each time of course, and attempt to capture some of the zany spirit of the show, up to and including the musical interludes.

In short, I learnt how to html code musical notes. I am still very proud of that ::g::

The end result was Woo The Day. Writing it made me happy and I managed to work most of my favourite characters in, including Gladys and Snooker, even if I didn't quite manage to get the Sheriff, Gary and Graeme, or King John in.

After I finished the fic, I watched the pinch hit list avidly and volunteered for a few as they sailed by before the list died a death due to the moderator being banned for spamming. Eventually, I managed to nab a pinch hit for [personal profile] twistedchick who, among her requests, listed 'any' for Primeval. I wrote Watermarked for her, an Abby and Connor fic set after the end of series 3, where Abby and Connor make it home. It's quiet and self-indulgent, but I know that [personal profile] twistedchick tends to write thoughtful, character driven and introspective stories, so I wanted to give her back something I hoped she'd enjoy.

Official assignments out of the way, I went on a bit of a tear, writing fics for people I love where I could, and one additional story for Primeval and Abby/Connor for someone I wrote the same pairing for last year. The stories were:

Last Christmas for [personal profile] moonlettuce, which is Primeval and Nick/Stephen (with some canon Nick/Helen). Apparently Claire accused [personal profile] temaris of writing it, which promptly resulted in Tem turning around and pouncing on me (thereby earning herself a ficlet). Equally apparently, I should stop thanking 'A' for the beta in my notes, because Claire's reasoning was that that was me betaing for Tem, and Tem's was that that was Aithine betaing for me. Dashes. Foiled again.

'Twas the Night for [personal profile] temaris, which is a gen Dresden Files (the books) story. Not a fandom I've ever written in before but one that she requested that I recognised. The only one of her requested fandoms I recognised. I didn't recognise any of [personal profile] aithine's, but more on that later. Tem claims that she has her suspicions, but wasn't sure, but just confirms that I should stop thanking 'A' as my beta until after the reveal.

Then I wrote Mistletoe Mishap for [personal profile] cadhla on the grounds that she had the good taste to request Abby/Connor Primeval fic again this year, and when have I ever passed up the opportunity?

I thought I was done, especially as I couldn't write in any of the fandoms that Aithine requested. Come Christmas Day, however, I realised that there were only 665 stories in Yuletide Madness, and that since [personal profile] aithine actually had her main assignment, I could write her anything in any Yuletide eligible fandom if I thought she'd like it. The conversation went something like this:

Me: I totes could write an extra madness fic and be number 666
Tem: It would have to be less than 1,000 words
Me: I totes could do it!
Tem: *eyes me*
Me: I could write Primeval for Aithine!
Tem: Consider it a challenge!

I hit 980 words and went like this \o/ only to realise that madness uploading had closed. But the main Yuletide collection was open, and so I ended up adding enough words that it qualified for that (like that's ever a problem for me - it's not like I ever know when to shut up at the best of times ::g::). [personal profile] aithine came online just as I was uploading it, and guessed straight away that it was me, but yes, I did write Christmas Caresses (Abby/Connor, R) for [personal profile] aithine, just as a small thank you for everything she's done for me this year :)
Title: How T. rex Got His Groove Back
Author: alyse
Fandom: Original fic
Pairing: Tyrannosaurus/Baryonyx.
Rating: Hard R
Word Count: ~1,300.
Status: Complete.
Warnings: I appear to have written dinosaur porn. Oh, the shame.
Author's Notes: Written for [community profile] mmom. Unsurprisingly.

For [personal profile] davechicken and [profile] alinak, who pretty much dared me to, and for [personal profile] moonlettuce, who didn't stop me. And for [personal profile] aithine, who read it through for me and didn't have me committed on the spot.

I have taken several liberties with time periods, geographic locations and my sanity.

Summary: It started with Baryonyx, the bastard.

How T rex Got His Groove Back )
Title: Morocco
Author: alyse
Fandom: Sahara
Pairing: Al Giordino/Dirk Pitt
Rating: 15 (for the swearing)
Disclaimer: Sahara is property of Paramount Pictures Corporation. And it is to ♥

Author's Notes: For Claire and Em and Eleanor, who dared me. And Tem, who made the doe eyes ::g:: Originally published in the [livejournal.com profile] connotations 2008 Book of Smutty Days, but it's past 1 Feb, so now I get to inflict it on the rest of you, too!

Many thanks to [livejournal.com profile] aithine for the beta.

Summary: "Did you see that?" Al is now just standing there, staring after the camel as it lopes away, point having been made. "Did you see that? That fucking camel bit my ass!"

Morocco's hotter 'n hell in the midst of summer )
Title: Tilting at Windmills
Author: [livejournal.com profile] alyse
Fandom: Press Gang
Rating: PG
Characters: Kenny, Spike, Lynda, hints of Lynda/Spike
Spoilers: Set 15 years post the series
Written for: [livejournal.com profile] yuletide 2008
Disclaimer: Press Gang belongs to its original creators. May fandom rain blessings down upon them.
Author's Notes: For [livejournal.com profile] kaneko, who said: I'd love a story set in the present day -- ie 15-20 years after the show (omg has it really been that long?). I'd particularly love to see Kenny shaken out of his domestic, boring life by a blast from the past (maybe Spike or Lynda)

I hope this meets the bill.

Summary: He'd heard a rumour once that there was such a thing as fighting a losing battle, but Lynda hadn't lost one yet, not one that counted.

This one did. And Lynda, for all her faults, fought dirty and fought well.

Tilting at Windmills )
Title: Dancing in the Moonlight
Author: [livejournal.com profile] alyse
Fandom: The Addams Family
Rating: PG13 for innuendo
Pairing: The Thing/Lurch
Word Count: ~220
Spoilers: None.
Disclaimer: Apparently, the TV Show was made by Filmways Pictures and aired on ABC. The original - nameless - characters were created by Charles Addams. Either way, they're not mine.
Author's Notes: Dude. I can't believe that no one has written a [livejournal.com profile] mmom fic for the pairing with the disembodied hand!

Summary: On a great night, the Thing can dance.

Dancing in the Moonlight )
Title: Kawaii!
Author: [livejournal.com profile] alyse
Fandom: Tremors: The Series
Rating: PG13
Pairing: Tyler/El Blanco
Word Count: ~400
Spoilers: None.
Disclaimer: The SciFi Channel are responsible for the series. [livejournal.com profile] moonlettuce is responsible for the bad and wrong.
Author's Notes: For [livejournal.com profile] moonlettuce, the woman who randomly texts me Tremors porn, because I love her so. And because this is merely a proportional response to the fact that she randomly texts me Tremors porn! Written for [livejournal.com profile] mmom.

Summary: Tyler Reed is the luckiest man in the world.

Kawaii! )
Title: The Mechanics of Love
Author: [livejournal.com profile] alyse
Fandom: Firefly
Pairing: Mal, some Mal/Inara implied and some Inara/Kaylee implied
Rating: PG13
Spoilers: Set mid TV series
Word Count: ~900
Disclaimer: Firefly belongs to Joss Whedon, Fox and Mutant Enemy
Author's Notes: Written for [livejournal.com profile] mmom and my [livejournal.com profile] terimaru, because I've been promising her Mal/Inara forever.

Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] browncoat_2x2 for the title.

Summary: Sometimes a man gets to wondering.

The Mechanics of Love )
Title: The Fundamental Principles of Observation as Determined by 7-Zark-7
Author: [livejournal.com profile] alyse
Fandom: Battle of the Planets.
Rating: PG13
Pairing: 7-Zark-7, Mark/Jason, some one sided 7-Zark-7/Princess
Word Count: ~800
Spoilers: None.
Disclaimer: Battle of the Planets is copyright the Sandy Frank Film Foundation
Author's Notes: For [livejournal.com profile] beren_writes although it's probably not exactly what she was hoping for. However, given some of the Bad and Wrong things she's written this month, I don't think she has a leg to stand on ::g:: Written for [livejournal.com profile] mmom.

Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] aithine for the beta.

Summary: 7-Zark-7 watches over those marvellous young people who dedicate their lives to watching over Planet Earth.

The Fundamental Principles of Observation as Determined by 7-Zark-7 )
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