Evil Overlord, remember? I know everything. The day I stop successfully anticipating your moves is the day I pack it all up and move to Wales... with Dannyboy ::g::
Sheesh. ::rolls eyes:: Of course I'm plotting against you. Evil Overlord here, remember? That's the very definition of an Evil Overlord. ::shakes head sadly:: I'm very disappointed that a minion of your experience and standing needs that pointing out to her.
OTOH, it does mean that my position remains secure... for now.
That comment was just a test, y'see - I *know* that you're plotting against us, but you're not supposed to actually *admit* it!
::blink:: Says who? Of course I'm supposed to tell you I'm plotting against you. It encourages a healthy air of paranoia around the bunker. Not to mention that it's Evil Overlord 101. Always give the generic hero a hint of your evil plan just before you plunge him into the burning lava. Of course the twist is to give him details of last year's evil plan rather than this season's model, but the principle's the same.
Honestly. You think you'd never seen a Bond movie.
*blinks* So I've been upgraded to Generic Hero status from Minion, have I? That would explain it, because the Minions never have a clue what's going on, whereas the Evil One always tells the Hero everything.
Oh, and err - if I'm the Hero, well, heroine anyway, does that mean I end up with the Leading Man? Cos by my reckoning, that would be Daniel ;)
No, honey. In my twisted world view, the hero would be... Maybourne!
::sniggers evilly::
Besides which, the minions are always around when the EL is explaining things. Aren't you getting your memos? Next time you're down in the dungeon, have a word with Jack about it. He has lots of things to say about memos ::g::
D'oh! slaps forehead in embarrassment Of course! What *was* I thinking? OK, let's just add the baby oil and handcuffs (velvet-lined for Daniel though; he always complains they chaff his delicate skin too much) and we're good to go.
OC, even better would be all of the above in a single cage where the boys could perform for our pleasure.
Dammit! What do you mean delivery takes 6-8 weeks?!
OC, even better would be all of the above in a single cage where the boys could perform for our pleasure.
Ah ah ah! You have to work your way up to these things. First the nekkidness, baby oil and handcuffs. Then you turn the lights down low, add a scattering of flickering firelit torches for ambience and turn the heat up just enough so that the poor dears a) don't get cold and b) start to sweat just a little. Just enough to add that glistening glow to the skin, spiking their hair up and they get a little breathless.
Then you leave them to marinade in their own juices for a little while you retreat to behind the two way mirror, to watch from the comfy sofa and drink margaritas, not forgetting, of course, to get your minion (tm) to turn on just the required mood music. Sounds of Torture Vol 6. Some lovely screams on that one, just loud enough to be heard by the occupants of the cells if they strain their ears. And then, only after you've enjoyed Daniel's wide eyed little starts at the loudest of screams, closely followed by his world renowned 'stoic' look and Jack's increasingly pathologically protective 'face' and pissy yells, do you put them in a cage together. So that they can cough comfort each other.
And there you have it. A perfect afternoon's entertainment.
No fair ... I come into work, load up my LJ, scroll down and see an inviting looking link. I should have known when Munchie and Jennie were mentioned in the same breath ... but hell! how am I supposed to work now?
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Damn, am I getting that predictable?
Hmm...shall have to do something about that one... ;)
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Evil Overlord, remember? I know everything. The day I stop successfully anticipating your moves is the day I pack it all up and move to Wales... with Dannyboy ::g::
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Excuse me? You really think you can have me and Munchie as minions and have *any* chance of taking Daniel or Jack *anywhere* away from us?
You've trained us too well, oh evil one.
*whispers* Munchie! She's plotting against us again...
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Sheesh. ::rolls eyes:: Of course I'm plotting against you. Evil Overlord here, remember? That's the very definition of an Evil Overlord. ::shakes head sadly:: I'm very disappointed that a minion of your experience and standing needs that pointing out to her.
OTOH, it does mean that my position remains secure... for now.
Bwahahahahahaha!
::g:: Or should that be ::veg::?
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That comment was just a test, y'see - I *know* that you're plotting against us, but you're not supposed to actually *admit* it! *g*
Tsk tsk - I think maybe it might be time for a new Evil Overlord, methinks.
Who knows what kind of evil plotting I can do while I'm away out of reach
Bwahahahahahaha...
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::blink:: Says who? Of course I'm supposed to tell you I'm plotting against you. It encourages a healthy air of paranoia around the bunker. Not to mention that it's Evil Overlord 101. Always give the generic hero a hint of your evil plan just before you plunge him into the burning lava. Of course the twist is to give him details of last year's evil plan rather than this season's model, but the principle's the same.
Honestly. You think you'd never seen a Bond movie.
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Oh, and err - if I'm the Hero, well, heroine anyway, does that mean I end up with the Leading Man? Cos by my reckoning, that would be Daniel ;)
*g*
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::sniggers evilly::
Besides which, the minions are always around when the EL is explaining things. Aren't you getting your memos? Next time you're down in the dungeon, have a word with Jack about it. He has lots of things to say about memos ::g::
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Giftwrapped! Oh my.... *drool*
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Niiiiice pic !!
Giftwrapped indeed !
:) *drool*
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Now if only they were nekkid, all would truly be right with the world.
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OC, even better would be all of the above in a single cage where the boys could perform for our pleasure.
Dammit! What do you mean delivery takes 6-8 weeks?!
*sigh* Life can be so cruel at times.
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Ah ah ah! You have to work your way up to these things. First the nekkidness, baby oil and handcuffs. Then you turn the lights down low, add a scattering of flickering firelit torches for ambience and turn the heat up just enough so that the poor dears a) don't get cold and b) start to sweat just a little. Just enough to add that glistening glow to the skin, spiking their hair up and they get a little breathless.
Then you leave them to marinade in their own juices for a little while you retreat to behind the two way mirror, to watch from the comfy sofa and drink margaritas, not forgetting, of course, to get your minion (tm) to turn on just the required mood music. Sounds of Torture Vol 6. Some lovely screams on that one, just loud enough to be heard by the occupants of the cells if they strain their ears. And then, only after you've enjoyed Daniel's wide eyed little starts at the loudest of screams, closely followed by his world renowned 'stoic' look and Jack's increasingly pathologically protective 'face' and pissy yells, do you put them in a cage together. So that they can cough comfort each other.
And there you have it. A perfect afternoon's entertainment.
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Purrrrr....
No Fair!
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