Here bunny, bunny, bunny...

[alyse]

So, apparently new research confirms that sex reduces the stress related to public speaking, although that's only true if penetrative sex is involved.

Oh, the possibilities of Character A convincing Character B that really, they need to have sex before they give that speech/lecture/deliver that diatribe to the unschooled!

Penetrative sex, natch.

So... what are you all waiting for? Go forth and porn!

::innocent look::

Comments

[ci5rod.livejournal.com]

My sister's just told me I have to give the "father of the bride" speech at her wedding.

Hmm.

[alyse]

::sporfle::

I followed one of the sidelinks from that article, where it said that most men were too tired for sex but spent a lot of time fantasising about it 'inappropriately', such as within one minute of the start of a business meeting.

I had two thoughts:

i) Wait? Thinking about sex in a boring business meeting is an inappropriate use of your time? Dude!

ii) I wonder how long it takes for the women to start thinking about sex instead? My bet's around 30 seconds.

[faithfulpuppy85.livejournal.com]

I better be careful cause I'm at the library and anybody could be reading this over my shoulder. :P

[ximeria.livejournal.com]

Riiiight. Now I have a mutated Due South bunny all thanks to you... heh. Evil enabler.

[miera-c.livejournal.com]

Oh my.

[strangecreature.livejournal.com]

Now it could just be me, but that kind of screams JP3-fic, don't it? *snicker* You porn-enabler, you!

[munchkinott.livejournal.com]

*mutters something about Gordon, Tony and Prime Minister's Question Time*

*whistles innocently*

*can't suppress the cackles*

[beren-writes.livejournal.com]

Oh thanks, I needed a bunny like a hole in my head! :)
I have to concentrate on SQL now - how exactly am I supposed to do that?