alyse: (pissed off monkey)
2013-09-01 03:47 pm
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Dear LJ

Please feel free at this point to fuck yourself up the arse.

I did the masterlist post. I checked that it had crossposted. I edited the masterlist. I made sure that the masterlist edit had flowed to LJ and, lo, it had!

Yay, I thought. They've finally fixed the issues they were having. I knew they must have been working on it because some of the other issues - like comments not showing up on default view and the 'expand' option actually opening up the thread instead - were fixed this morning.

I posted part 1.

I posted part 2.

I edited part 1 to link to part 2. Oh fuck, I thought when I spotted that the 'crosspost to LJ box' was unchecked. That doesn't look good.

LJ fucking well posted a second part 1.

I delete all of the parts I'd posted, swearing continuously, only to discover that the part 2 post was still crossposting fine. So apparently LJ are deciding to fuck up only every other post now, not on every single one. I suppose that's progress of a sort, not that anyone has bothered to acknowledge the fact that I reported the issue.

I give up. I really fucking do. I'm going to post the link to AO3 as a fic post and try again in a fucking week. Not that anyone on LJ gives a flying fuck about my fic anyway. [/rant]
alyse: (pissed off monkey)
2011-05-17 09:45 pm
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Dear LJ

I see that once again - as it has been for weeks and weeks now - the site is fucking unuseable in the evenings, once the Americans get online.

Somehow I suspect thist isn't to do with any DDoS attacks, especially as it's at least useable before peak times, but rather is down to the fact that the site is creaking and needs a serious hardware upgrade.

It's seriously, seriously starting to piss me off. Once 8.30 hits, it's fucking ridiculous. It takes several minutes to load pages, and Scrapbook is virtually inaccessible. Less time on your fucking LJ gifts and bollocking goat and meme crap fanfic, and more time on fixing things would be appreciated.

No love

An Irate Customer.

P.S. Update your fucking status page. It's not been updated for a week, and no the errors did not 'go away soon'. Somehow I think even you aren't so incompetent you'd still be doing 'site maintenance', unless 'site maintenance' consists of sticking an elastoplast over the worst bit and hoping no one spots the bleeding exit wound at the back. Sheesh.
alyse: (pissed off monkey)
2011-04-29 06:20 pm
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In which I am seriously annoyed

me: rawr! *stomp* *stomp* *stomp*
Claire: o.O
me: *sends lots of annoyed PMs*
Claire: O.o
me: rawr! *stomp*
Claire: ... So does your kissbingo card have any 'angry' prompts left?
me: No, I've written all of those *stomps some more*
Claire: *makes me nachos*

So now we're going to watch Tremors and eat crap and I'm going to write porn.