alyse: (bunny - tea)
2008-06-02 07:53 pm

Fic: Dancing in the Moonlight (The Addams Family - The Thing/Lurch - PG13)

Title: Dancing in the Moonlight
Author: [livejournal.com profile] alyse
Fandom: The Addams Family
Rating: PG13 for innuendo
Pairing: The Thing/Lurch
Word Count: ~220
Spoilers: None.
Disclaimer: Apparently, the TV Show was made by Filmways Pictures and aired on ABC. The original - nameless - characters were created by Charles Addams. Either way, they're not mine.
Author's Notes: Dude. I can't believe that no one has written a [livejournal.com profile] mmom fic for the pairing with the disembodied hand!

Summary: On a great night, the Thing can dance.

Dancing in the Moonlight )
alyse: (dude!)
2008-06-02 06:56 pm

Fic: Kawaii! (Tremors: The Series - Tyler/El Blanco - PG13)

Title: Kawaii!
Author: [livejournal.com profile] alyse
Fandom: Tremors: The Series
Rating: PG13
Pairing: Tyler/El Blanco
Word Count: ~400
Spoilers: None.
Disclaimer: The SciFi Channel are responsible for the series. [livejournal.com profile] moonlettuce is responsible for the bad and wrong.
Author's Notes: For [livejournal.com profile] moonlettuce, the woman who randomly texts me Tremors porn, because I love her so. And because this is merely a proportional response to the fact that she randomly texts me Tremors porn! Written for [livejournal.com profile] mmom.

Summary: Tyler Reed is the luckiest man in the world.

Kawaii! )
alyse: (jpiii - alan/billy blowjob)
2008-05-30 04:37 pm

Fic: Touch (Jurassic Park III - Alan/Billy - PG13)

Title: Touch
Author: [livejournal.com profile] alyse
Fandom: Jurassic Park III
Pairing: Alan/Billy
Rating: PG13
Spoilers: None
Word Count: ~270
Disclaimer: The characters of Dr. Alan Grant, Billy Brennan, et al. are the property of Universal Pictures, Amblin Entertainment and (in Alan's case) Michael Crichton. No copyright infringement is intended.
Author's Notes: Written for [livejournal.com profile] mmom.

Summary: Billy has strong, sure hands.

Touch )
alyse: (primeval - rex coelurosauravus)
2008-05-29 01:20 am

Fic: Experimental (Primeval - Helen/Jenny - NC-17)

Title: Experimental
Author: [livejournal.com profile] alyse
Fandom: Primeval
Pairing: Helen/Jenny
Rating: NC-17
Spoilers: Set post Season 2
Word Count: ~2,700
Disclaimer: Primeval and its characters belong to Impossible Pictures. No copyright infringement is intended. This is fanfiction, written solely for love of the show.
Author's Notes: Written for [livejournal.com profile] mmom and for [livejournal.com profile] cedara. Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] aithine for the beta.

Summary: Helen's life is a series of experiments.

Experimental )
alyse: (firefly - kaylee sunshine)
2008-05-26 10:54 am

Fic: The Mechanics of Love (Firefly - Mal, implied Mal/Inara and Inara/Kaylee - PG13)

Title: The Mechanics of Love
Author: [livejournal.com profile] alyse
Fandom: Firefly
Pairing: Mal, some Mal/Inara implied and some Inara/Kaylee implied
Rating: PG13
Spoilers: Set mid TV series
Word Count: ~900
Disclaimer: Firefly belongs to Joss Whedon, Fox and Mutant Enemy
Author's Notes: Written for [livejournal.com profile] mmom and my [livejournal.com profile] terimaru, because I've been promising her Mal/Inara forever.

Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] browncoat_2x2 for the title.

Summary: Sometimes a man gets to wondering.

The Mechanics of Love )
alyse: (primeval - connor profile)
2008-05-26 12:43 am

Fic: Twist (Primeval - Connor/Nick - R)

Title: Twist
Author: [livejournal.com profile] alyse
Fandom: Primeval
Pairing: Connor/Nick
Rating: R
Spoilers: Set mid season 1
Word Count: ~450
Disclaimer: Primeval and its characters belong to Impossible Pictures. No copyright infringement is intended. This is fanfiction, written solely for love of the show.
Author's Notes: Written for [livejournal.com profile] mmom. And possibly for [livejournal.com profile] temaris who, like me, wants more Connor/Nick.

Summary: Connor's learnt a lot from Nick.

Twist )
alyse: (dude!)
2008-05-25 08:44 am

Fic: The Fundamental Principles of Observation as Determined by 7-Zark-7 (BoTP, Mark/Jason, PG13)

Title: The Fundamental Principles of Observation as Determined by 7-Zark-7
Author: [livejournal.com profile] alyse
Fandom: Battle of the Planets.
Rating: PG13
Pairing: 7-Zark-7, Mark/Jason, some one sided 7-Zark-7/Princess
Word Count: ~800
Spoilers: None.
Disclaimer: Battle of the Planets is copyright the Sandy Frank Film Foundation
Author's Notes: For [livejournal.com profile] beren_writes although it's probably not exactly what she was hoping for. However, given some of the Bad and Wrong things she's written this month, I don't think she has a leg to stand on ::g:: Written for [livejournal.com profile] mmom.

Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] aithine for the beta.

Summary: 7-Zark-7 watches over those marvellous young people who dedicate their lives to watching over Planet Earth.

The Fundamental Principles of Observation as Determined by 7-Zark-7 )
alyse: (primeval - connor)
2008-05-25 01:06 am

Fic: Terror (Primeval - Connor/Stephen - R)

Title: Terror
Author: [livejournal.com profile] alyse
Fandom: Primeval
Pairing: Connor/Stephen
Rating: R
Spoilers: Set mid season 1
Word Count: 1,400
Disclaimer: Primeval and its characters belong to Impossible Pictures. No copyright infringement is intended. This is fanfiction, written solely for love of the show.
Author's Notes: This is a sort of prequel to My Soul to Sing.

Written for [livejournal.com profile] mmom. Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] aithine for the rapid beta.

Summary: Connor was still shaking when Stephen body-slammed him into the side of the barn.

Terror )
alyse: (primeval - abby/connor adorkable)
2008-05-22 11:50 pm

Fic: Sparkles (Primeval - Abby/Connor - R)

Title: Sparkles
Author: [livejournal.com profile] alyse
Fandom: Primeval
Pairing: Abby/Connor
Rating: R
Spoilers: Post Season 2
Word Count: 2,500
Disclaimer: Primeval and its characters belong to Impossible Pictures. No copyright infringement is intended. This is fanfiction, written solely for love of the show.
Author's Notes: Prehistoric sex pollen for the win \o/ The really scary thing is that this is not the one I was talking about with [livejournal.com profile] moonlettuce several months ago and which is still on the back burner, along with everything else.

Written for [livejournal.com profile] mmom. Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] aithine for the rapid beta.

Summary: Connor laughs into her mouth and she breathes him in, giddy with it.

Sparkles )
alyse: (trapdoor!)
2008-05-19 09:29 pm

Fic: Carousel (TV Show - PG13)

Title: Carousel
Author: [livejournal.com profile] alyse
Fandom: Let's see if you can guess. If not, it's at the end.
Rating: PG13
Word Count: ~400
Spoilers: None.
Disclaimer: Not mine. Might belong to the BBC
Author's Notes: It appears that [livejournal.com profile] moonlettuce and [livejournal.com profile] beren_writes are bad influences. Like that's news to anyone. For [livejournal.com profile] mmom

Summary: Sometimes when she dreams, she dreams of riding the horses.

Carousel )
alyse: (primeval - connor profile)
2008-05-18 11:56 pm

Fic: Burn [Nature Unleashed: Avalanche - Thom (Thom/Jock attraction) - R]

Title: Burn
Author: [livejournal.com profile] alyse
Fandom: Nature Unleashed: Avalanche
Pairing: Thom (Thom/Jock, one sided)
Rating: R for references to incest
Word Count: ~1,000
Spoilers: None.
Warnings: Incest
Disclaimer: Apparently GFT Entertainment own the rights to this movie. I'm rather hoping that the incest vibe between the two brothers was entirely unintentional on their part.
Author's Notes: This is another movie I acquired because Andrew-Lee Potts (Connor Temple) is in it, and dude! I wasn't joking about the bad and wrong chemistry with familial characters.

Written for [livejournal.com profile] mmom. This is for [livejournal.com profile] temaris because I've been promising her incest fic since I made her watch the movie, and by 'made' I mean saying, "Hey. Did you know that a movie with Andrew-Lee Potts in it is about to start on the Sci Fi Channel?"

This is not the incest fic I promised her and that I'm still working on, but I'm sure she'll forgive me anyway.

Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] aithine for the beta of the bad and wrong.

Summary: Jock's a flame and Thom… Thom's the moth. He can't help but come when Jock calls him.

Burn )
alyse: (primeval - abby/connor anomaly)
2008-05-17 01:26 am

Fic: Dirty Old Men (Primeval - Abby/Connor/Nick - NC-17)

Title: Dirty Old Men
Author: [livejournal.com profile] alyse
Fandom: Primeval
Pairing: Abby/Connor/Nick
Rating: NC-17
Spoilers: None
Word Count: ~1,250
Disclaimer: Primeval and its characters belong to Impossible Pictures. No copyright infringement is intended. This is fanfiction, written solely for love of the show.
Author's Notes: Written for [livejournal.com profile] mmom. In other words, here be wanking, this time of a threesome variety. Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] aithine for the beta.

Summary: Now that he's turned forty, Nick Cutter has decided that he's a dirty old man.

Dirty Old Men )
alyse: (primeval - connor profile)
2008-05-15 11:06 pm

Fic: Time and Tide (Stranded - Jacob - PG13)

Title: Time and Tide
Author: [livejournal.com profile] alyse
Fandom: Stranded
Rating: PG13
Word Count: ~600
Spoilers: For the whole movie
Disclaimer: I believe that Hallmark are the copyholders for this movie, which is based on Johann David Weiss' Swiss Family Robinson. With added slash. Oh, who am I kidding? The Bad and Wrongness is all down to me.
Author's Notes: Stranded is a movie I acquired because Andrew-Lee Potts (Connor Temple) is in it, and in this movie he again proves that the characters he plays tend to have bad and wrong chemistry with familial/quasi-parental characters - yes, Nick Cutter, I'm looking at you. In this movie, it's with the eventual captain of a pirate ship, Thomas Blunt, who does all of the inappropriate touching. In fact, have a trailer for the movie.

Written for [livejournal.com profile] mmom. Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] temaris for the beta read. Be warned - this is rather an angsty fic.

Summary: Jacob is aware of sin. Both of his fathers taught him well.

Time and Tide )
alyse: (primeval - abby looking down)
2008-05-14 11:21 pm

Fic: Honey Love (Primeval - Abby, with some implied pre-Abby/Connor - PG13)

Title: Honey Love
Author: [livejournal.com profile] alyse
Fandom: Primeval
Pairing: Abby, with some implied pre-Abby/Connor
Rating: PG13
Spoilers: None
Word Count: ~800
Disclaimer: Primeval and its characters belong to Impossible Pictures. No copyright infringement is intended. This is fanfiction, written solely for love of the show.
Author's Notes: Many thanks to [livejournal.com profile] aithine for the beta.

Written for [livejournal.com profile] mmom.

Summary: Sometimes all Abby wants is a little bit of peace and quiet.

Honey Love )
alyse: (primeval - abby and connor - soulful)
2008-05-14 12:48 am

Fic: A Matter of Trust (Primeval - Abby/Connor - NC-17)

Title: A Matter of Trust
Author: [livejournal.com profile] alyse
Fandom: Primeval
Pairing: Abby/Connor
Rating: NC-17
Spoilers: None
Word Count: ~2,200
Disclaimer: Primeval and its characters belong to Impossible Pictures. No copyright infringement is intended. This is fanfiction, written solely for love of the show.
Author's Notes: Many thanks to [livejournal.com profile] temaris and [livejournal.com profile] aithine for the beta. Tem also came up with the title, which is considerably less BAD and WRONG than her first suggestion.

Written for [livejournal.com profile] mmom. It's a little bit kinkier than the others.

Summary: Let your fingers do the walking…

A Matter of Trust )
alyse: (dark angel - alec broken)
2008-05-12 11:10 pm

Fic: A Good Soldier [Dark Angel - Alec (canon Alec/Biggs/Lola), Renfro - NC-17]

Title: A Good Soldier
Author: [livejournal.com profile] alyse
Fandom: Dark Angel
Pairing: Alec/X5-494 (mentions of canon Alec/Biggs/Lola), Renfro
Rating: NC-17
Spoilers: Set between Season 1 and Season 2. Mild spoilers for Designate This and The Berrisford Agenda.
Word Count: ~2,000
Disclaimer: I don't own Dark Angel or its characters. I'm just borrowing them and will put them back, possibly a little more worn than they were before.
Author's Notes: Many thanks to [livejournal.com profile] aithine for the beta read.

Written for [livejournal.com profile] mmom.

Summary: 494 is a good soldier. He's had to be.

A Good Soldier )
alyse: (primeval - abby/connor adorkable)
2008-05-12 12:33 am

Fic: Aural Stimulation (Primeval, Abby/Connor, NC-17)

Title: Aural Stimulation
Author: [livejournal.com profile] alyse
Fandom: Primeval
Pairing: Abby/Connor
Rating: NC-17
Spoilers: None
Word Count: ~2,000
Disclaimer: Primeval and its characters belong to Impossible Pictures. No copyright infringement is intended. This is fanfiction, written solely for love of the show.
Author's Notes: Many thanks to [livejournal.com profile] aithine for the beta.

Written for [livejournal.com profile] mmom.

Summary: Phone sex for the win \o/

Aural Stimulation )
alyse: (primeval - connor profile)
2008-05-11 02:12 am

Fic: Creep (Primeval, Connor/Caroline, NC-17)

Title: Creep
Author: [livejournal.com profile] alyse
Fandom: Primeval
Pairing: Connor/Caroline (Connor/Abby implied)
Rating: NC-17
Spoilers: None
Word Count: ~2,500
Disclaimer: Primeval and its characters belong to Impossible Pictures. No copyright infringement is intended. This is fanfiction, written solely for love of the show.
Author's Notes: Many thanks to [livejournal.com profile] moonlettuce. First of all, I made her watch 'Nature Unleashed: Avalanche' tonight, and then stole her laptop and forced her to beta for me. It's a good job she loves me. And porn.

Written for [livejournal.com profile] mmom.

Summary: Caroline's the one in control and no one is going to forget it. Least of all Connor.

Creep )
alyse: (primeval - connor profile)
2008-05-10 01:00 am

Fic: My Soul To Sing (Primeval, Connor/Stephen, NC-17)

Title: My Soul To Sing
Author: [livejournal.com profile] alyse
Fandom: Primeval
Pairing: Connor/Stephen
Rating: NC-17
Spoilers: None
Word Count: ~1,450
Disclaimer: Primeval and its characters belong to Impossible Pictures. No copyright infringement is intended. This is fanfiction, written solely for love of the show.
Author's Notes: [livejournal.com profile] temaris thinks that now I've written Connor/Stephen porn, the devil don't want me no more. But she beta'd it for me anyway.

Title from an Emily Dickinson poem and written for [livejournal.com profile] mmom.

Summary: For Connor, Stephen's a litany of firsts.

My Soul To Sing )
alyse: (primeval - connor)
2008-05-08 11:25 pm

Fic: Fairground Attraction (Primeval, Connor/Ryan, PG13)

Title: Fairground Attraction
Author: [livejournal.com profile] alyse
Fandom: Primeval
Pairing: Connor/Ryan
Rating: PG13
Spoilers: None
Word Count: ~2,600
Disclaimer: Primeval and its characters belong to Impossible Pictures. No copyright infringement is intended. This is fanfiction, written solely for love of the show.
Author's Notes: Written for [livejournal.com profile] temaris because I know she wants Connor/Ryan fic.

Written for [livejournal.com profile] mmom. Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] aithine for the rapid beta.

Summary: When they got out of here, Tom was going to make damned sure that Lester authorised those requisitions for armour piercing rounds even if he had to roll them up and shove them up the man's arse to get his attention.

Fairground Attraction )