Alyse: last of her breed

Title: That's How We Rolls, Muchachos
Author: alyse
Fandom: Sahara
Character/Pairing: Mostly gen, hints of Al/Dirk pre-slash, Rudi-centric
Rating: PG13
Author's Notes: Written for yuletide 2011, for sinden, who wanted: Eva and Dirk having a genial parting of ways. Dirk taking Al off on another "adventure". Sandecker losing more of his property for weird and wonderful reasons. Rudy watching it all with bemusement and Al managing not to lose his hat.

Many thanks to aithine for the beta, even if she hates the way I spell tyres.

Summary: Rudi still writes to his mother once a week and his Aunt Sharon once a month, and it's a testament to the sterling qualities of his current compatriots that not once do they give him shit about it. Of course, he's not entirely sure that his mother and aunt would appreciate his companions' other sterling qualities, like the fact that while they may not give him shit about things, they're more than perfectly capable of landing him in it.

( That's How We Rolls, Muchachos )

Title: Fluffy Kittens Need Not Apply
Author: alyse
Fandom: MegaSloth vs Giant Kitten
Pairing: Dr Jacob Michaels/Lt. Michael Anderson
Rating: NC-17
Warnings/Spoilers: Set during the movie.
Challenge: Written for mmom/mmom
Status: Complete, one shot
Word Count: ~1,350
Author's Notes: For those of you who have not yet encountered the wonder of MegaSloth vs Giant Kitten, all you need to know is that Dr Jacob Michaels is played by Misha Collins and Lt Michael Anderson by Michael Shanks. For more information, please see kittenwars.

This story is for moonlettuce, because I was feeling bad about the way that I'd insisted that Bonnie/Melissa was far superior to the white cock pairing she preferred. I mean, it is, obviously, but there was no need to rub it in like that.

Unbeta'd, because there are so few of us who are intimately familiar with this fandom's particular canon. This is a missing scene, set in that infamous storage cupboard where it faded to black...

Summary: "It's getting bigger," Lieutenant Anderson whispered in his ear, and Jacob bit back on his instinctive response of 'no shit, Sherlock.'

( Fluffy Kittens Need Not Apply )

Title: Raise You Up
Author: alyse
Fandom: Supernatural
Pairing: Dean/Castiel
Rating: PG13
Warnings/Spoilers: None.
Genres: Established relationship.
Word Count: ~900
Status: Complete
Disclaimer: Supernatural belongs to Kripke Enterprises and the CW. Dean belongs to Castiel.
Author's Notes: Written for moonlettuce for my kissbingo card square 'body: arms'. Because I luffs her, even if she makes me write stuff.

Summary: Of all of his Father's creations, Castiel thinks, it is the humans who are the most complex, the most compelling and the most terrifying.

( Raise You Up )

Title: Old Magic
Author: alyse
Fandom: Legend of the Seeker
Pairing: Richard/Darken Rahl, Kahlan/Richard, undercurrents of Cara/Richard, Cara/Kahlan and Cara/Kahlan/Richard
Rating: R
Spoilers: Set sometime post Torn. Spoilers through to Walter.
Warnings: Non-explicit incest
Disclaimer: Legend of the Seeker (TV) belongs to ABC Studios and Disney. No copyright infringement is intended. This is fanfiction, written solely for the love of the show
Word Count: ~5,700.
Status: Complete
Author's Notes: Written for mmom.

Many, many thanks to aithine and temaris for the beta services. You hurt me so good ♥

Summary: "I can assure you, brother," Rahl says, fingers carefully brushing at the cuffs of his elaborate robe, "it is no trick. I'm certainly no fonder of the idea than you are."

It's an old magic, but it just might work.

( Old Magic )

Title: Connor Temple, Sex God
Author: alyse
Fandom: Primeval
Pairings: Abby/Connor, Connor/Stephen, Abby/Connor/Stephen
Rating: NC-17
Spoilers: Set in vague series 1. No spoilers.
Disclaimer: Primeval and its characters belong to Impossible Pictures. No copyright infringement is intended. This is fanfiction, written solely for love of the show.
Word Count: ~13,700.
Status: Complete
Author's Notes: Written for the Primeval Ficathon for beren_writes, for prompt #1: aphrodisiac pollen or aphrodisiac insect bites or anything that makes them frisky :) and who also wanted a threesome.

I'm so, so sorry it's late, hon. Not only did McAfee eat half my fic late Thursday night (as you know) but when I rewrote what I'd lost, it ended up being four times as long as I'd originally planned. That might possibly have had something to do with all of a sudden it no longer being a PG-13 fic with some references to fade to black scenes. In fact, there might now be a sex scene or four in it. I figured that since I'd made you wait, I was duty bound to write you pr0n. Lots of pr0n. I hope you like it ::g::

Many thanks to aithine for the beta services and temaris for general cheerleading.

Summary: There was no doubt about it. Connor was a sex god.

( Connor Temple, Sex God - Part One of Two )

( Connor Temple, Sex God - Part Two of Two )

Title: Understanding
Author: alyse
Fandom: Primeval
Challenge: New Pairings on primeval100
Pairing: Lester/to be revealed at the end of the drabble. Scarily, this is not the first time I have written this pairing.
Warning: 'ware crack!fic tag.
Rating: PG
Word count: 100
Disclaimer: Primeval and its characters belong to Impossible Pictures. No copyright infringement is intended. This is fanfiction, written solely for love of the show.

( Understanding )

Title: Friday, I'm In Love
Author: alyse
Fandom: Primeval
Pairing: Nick/Stephen pre-slash, Nick/Helen established relationship
Rating: R
Spoilers: Set pre-series 1 but with hints of things to come
Disclaimer: Primeval and its characters belong to Impossible Pictures. No copyright infringement is intended. This is fanfiction, written solely for love of the show.
Word Count: ~6,000.
Status: Complete
Warnings: None.
Author's Notes: Written for the primevalathon Primeval Ficathon for aithine, whose prompt was How did Nick and Stephen end up working together if Stephen was Helen's student first? Bonus points if it includes first time Nick/Stephen..

Lyrics from 'Friday, I'm in Love,' by The Cure.

Summary: I don't care if Monday's blue.

( Friday, I'm In Love )

Title: This Is How The World Ends
Author: alyse
Fandom: Primeval
Pairing: Abby/Claudia, Abby/Connor (implied), Claudia/Nick (implied)
Rating: PG13
Warnings: Character death(s).
Word Count: ~1,800
Disclaimer: Primeval and its characters belong to Impossible Pictures. No copyright infringement is intended. This is fanfiction, written solely for love of the show.
Author's Notes: January is Fabulous Females Fest month over on primeval_canon and this is my contribution. It started out as a response to the the drabble meme, written for lsellersfic who wanted Abby/Claudia. The original drabble can be found here. Since reggietate wanted me to expand on it, and given that I'd promised lsellersfic that I'd write some femslash for the Fabulous Females Fest, I thought I'd oblige on both counts :)

Thanks go to aithine for the beta.

Summary: This is how the world ends. Not with a bang, but with a whimper. [T.S. Eliot, The Hollow Men]

( This Is How The World Ends )

Title: Jumping the Gun
Author: alyse
Fandom: Primeval
Pairing: Connor/Ryan
Rating: PG13
Spoilers: None
Disclaimer: Primeval and its characters belong to Impossible Pictures. No copyright infringement is intended. This is fanfiction, written solely for love of the show.
Word Count: ~2,000.
Status: Complete
Author's Notes: Written for the primevalathon Primeval Ficathon as a pinch hit for fififolle, whose prompt was Ryan teaches Connor to shoot and who also wanted Connor/Ryan.

Many thanks to aithine for the beta services.

Summary:
This is my rifle, this is my gun.
One is for fighting, the other for fun.

( Jumping the Gun )

Title: Life, Interrupted
Author: alyse
Fandom: Primeval
Pairing: ::deep breath:: Nick/Connor (past), Abby/Stephen (past implied), Nick/Claudia (past), Abby/Connor (present), Abby/Connor/Nick implied and references to canon relationships
Rating: PG13
Spoilers: Set post 2.7
Disclaimer: Primeval and its characters belong to Impossible Pictures. No copyright infringement is intended. This is fanfiction, written solely for love of the show.
Word Count: ~17,000.
Status: Complete
Author's Notes: Written for the Primeval Ficathon for toestastegood, whose prompt was Claudia turning into Jenny wasn't the only change that took place when Nick altered the past at the end of S1. He comes back and finds that in this timeline he has been dating Abby, Stephen or Connor. Non-crack, preferably and who also wanted Abby/Nick, Connor/Nick, Abby/Connor (or a combination of all three!) ::looks at pairing list:: Yep. I might have managed that ::g::

Some of the dialogue in the flashbacks and from the scene from 2.7 is from the episodes concerned. I just kind of... twisted some of it a bit.

Many thanks to aithine for the beta services and cedara for being alpha ::g::

Summary: All biological life undergoes a process of evolution. The trick is surviving it.

( Life, Interrupted - Part 1 of 2 )

Life, Interrupted - Part 2 of 2