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Title: Kawaii!
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alyse
Fandom: Tremors: The Series
Rating: PG13
Pairing: Tyler/El Blanco
Word Count: ~400
Spoilers: None.
Disclaimer: The SciFi Channel are responsible for the series.moonlettuce is responsible for the bad and wrong.
Author's Notes: Formoonlettuce, the woman who randomly texts me Tremors porn, because I love her so. And because this is merely a proportional response to the fact that she randomly texts me Tremors porn! Written for ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
mmom.
Summary: Tyler Reed is the luckiest man in the world.
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Tyler Reed is the luckiest man in the world. He even lives in a valley that's called 'Perfection', although there are any number of people who would disagree with that definition. But most of all, he has a husband who adores him.
It's not a traditional kind of relationship, but then Tyler isn't really a traditional kind of guy. And as for his husband… Well, El Blanco's never been a traditional guy either.
Actually, El Blanco has never been a 'guy'. Tyler has no idea whether his husband is a traditional kind of worm. There are still some mysteries in their relationship; Tyler supposes that's one of the things that keeps it fresh, enticing. It's just that, recently, he's felt a little… neglected.
Tyler Reed was the luckiest man in the world. El Blanco is his entire world, but Tyler's not sure that he's El Blanco's world anymore, and it's starting to worry him.
It's difficult to pinpoint exactly when things started to go wrong. He'd tried consulting Cosmo but then El Blanco had not only eaten his stash of the magazine, but also the delivery boy. From the little Tyler had been able to read before the screams distracted him, role playing was one way to rekindle their sex lives. That and showing an interest in what interested his partner.
His husband has tentacles. And when Tyler thinks 'tentacles' he - as well as thinking 'yes please' - thinks 'Japanese schoolgirl'.
Which is why he's dressed up as one now.
He's not sure that it's the look for him, because the skirt is a little short and the top a little tight and pigtails have never really suited him. He feels a little ridiculous, actually, as he squeaks and shimmies and tries to put on the anime eyes. But he loves his husband - would do anything for him - and El Blanco certainly seems to be interested if the way his tentacles are now questing up under Tyler's skirt are any indication. And when one of those same tentacles wraps itself around Tyler's dick in a way that it hasn't in far too long, while the other gently probes at his ass, Tyler realises that he was right the first time.
Tyler Reed is the luckiest man in the world.
The End
Author:
alyseFandom: Tremors: The Series
Rating: PG13
Pairing: Tyler/El Blanco
Word Count: ~400
Spoilers: None.
Disclaimer: The SciFi Channel are responsible for the series.
moonlettuce is responsible for the bad and wrong.Author's Notes: For
moonlettuce, the woman who randomly texts me Tremors porn, because I love her so. And because this is merely a proportional response to the fact that she randomly texts me Tremors porn! Written for mmom.Summary: Tyler Reed is the luckiest man in the world.
~*~
Tyler Reed is the luckiest man in the world. He even lives in a valley that's called 'Perfection', although there are any number of people who would disagree with that definition. But most of all, he has a husband who adores him.
It's not a traditional kind of relationship, but then Tyler isn't really a traditional kind of guy. And as for his husband… Well, El Blanco's never been a traditional guy either.
Actually, El Blanco has never been a 'guy'. Tyler has no idea whether his husband is a traditional kind of worm. There are still some mysteries in their relationship; Tyler supposes that's one of the things that keeps it fresh, enticing. It's just that, recently, he's felt a little… neglected.
Tyler Reed was the luckiest man in the world. El Blanco is his entire world, but Tyler's not sure that he's El Blanco's world anymore, and it's starting to worry him.
It's difficult to pinpoint exactly when things started to go wrong. He'd tried consulting Cosmo but then El Blanco had not only eaten his stash of the magazine, but also the delivery boy. From the little Tyler had been able to read before the screams distracted him, role playing was one way to rekindle their sex lives. That and showing an interest in what interested his partner.
His husband has tentacles. And when Tyler thinks 'tentacles' he - as well as thinking 'yes please' - thinks 'Japanese schoolgirl'.
Which is why he's dressed up as one now.
He's not sure that it's the look for him, because the skirt is a little short and the top a little tight and pigtails have never really suited him. He feels a little ridiculous, actually, as he squeaks and shimmies and tries to put on the anime eyes. But he loves his husband - would do anything for him - and El Blanco certainly seems to be interested if the way his tentacles are now questing up under Tyler's skirt are any indication. And when one of those same tentacles wraps itself around Tyler's dick in a way that it hasn't in far too long, while the other gently probes at his ass, Tyler realises that he was right the first time.
Tyler Reed is the luckiest man in the world.
The End
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I blame
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<-- puts on innocent face...
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U be ev0l! But I be havin' flyin' monkeys!
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The horror, the horror
*sobs uncontrollably*
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Kawaii!!! =^..^=
oh god I think Claire has eaten my brain
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Yeah. I mean, no matter how awful it was to read I can only imagine how truly terrible it was to write it... ;)
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Which can only mean that Claire has warped your brain too ::veg::
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I don't think that's fair, you know. I mean, normally you're a purveyor of high quality porn. I really don't think I can be blamed for my reasonable expectations when it comes to your work.
*sniffs haughtily*
And besides, where did it say 'worm' in the header. Where? Huh, where?
BTW, have you seen this new DA M/A story...
http://kinkynicky.livejournal.com/80202.html
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And I hadn't, so thank you for the link.
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*nom*nom*nom*
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::luffs on your cross-dressing worm!porn::
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::offers you boobies::
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Oh god. I think you have eaten my brain too!
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That was so wrong, but so right! (In an utterly wrong way.)
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