Title: tentacles do tangle
Rating: PG13
Fandoms: Legend of the Seeker/SyFy Movies (to be revealed)
Pairings/Characters: No pairings. Legend of the Seeker characters, plus a special guest appearance.
Warnings: None
Word Count: ~800

Written for the Legendland crossover challenge, so done at the last minute and not beta'd, as per usual :D

( tentacles do tangle )

Title: Hunting Haiku
Author: alyse
Fandom: Is a secret, but will be obvious. ( Spoilers for those that want them )
Rating: 15
Word Count: 103
Disclaimer: Not mine
Author's Notes: Written for mmom/mmom, because I threatened told moonlettuce that I would write this pairing.

Summary: Hunting, in haiku form.

( Hunting Haiku )

Title: Popsicle
Author: alyse
Fandom: MegaShark vs Giant Octopus
Pairing: MegaShark/Giant Octopus
Rating: PG13
Warnings: Dubious consent, possibly? If you squint?
Spoilers: Pretty much spoils the entire movie. Kind of.
Challenge: Written for mmom/mmom
Status: Complete, one shot
Word Count: ~1,000
Disclaimer: MegaShark vs Giant Octopus belongs to Asylum Pictures, bless their twisted little minds.
Author's Notes: moonlettuce and I have this theory about the origins of a certain other Asylum/SyFy creature. This fic explains that theory. Sort of. Many thanks to aithine for beta duties.

Summary: "Together we shall plumb the depths of the deepest ocean trenches, my darling."

( Popsicle )

Title: Happee Days
Author: alyse
Fandom: LOLCats
Characters/Pairing: Basement Cat/Ceiling Cat
Rating: PG
Word Count: Exactly 1,000!
Challenge: kissbingo - 'butterfly kiss'
Author's Notes: I'd blame other people, but this is all me. For my sins, and they are many.

Many thanks to aithine for betaing and pointing out my completely crappy geography. I can't even figure out the lay of my own land never mind anyone else's. Consequently, any geographical mistakes remaining are hers, all hers.

(Apparently I can blame someone for something! \o/)

( Happee Days )

And committed is the right word.

Last night, I got a text from moonlettuce that can be summed up as 'save me from shitty DJs and their insistence on playing ::shudder:: dance remixes of every classic song that's requested of them'. After rejecting my first suggestion of 'kill it with fire', I was left with no alternative but to text her something to cheer her up.

Text her 24 times with something to cheer her up, because while Claire can text me random porn and fit it into one text message apparently my inability to be concise affects my 'it's almost midnight and I can't believe I'm writing Tyler/El Blanco porn' texting abilities as well. (And let me say now that you haven't lived unless you have experienced Claire's 'it's the end of the month, how can I use my remaining text message quota' texting of random porn to you.)

So below the cut is 700 words of Tyler/El Blanco porn. For those of you who have not yet experienced Claire's OTP, the fandom is Tremors: The (TV) Series, and Tyler is one of the main leads. And El Blanco?

Is the worm.

'Ware complete crack below.

( Once upon a time... )

Scarily, this is also not the first time I have written this pairing either, and for that I totally blame mmom and Claire, and since mmom is in fact Claire's idea and Claire's baby, that means I blame Claire. For oh so many, many things.

♥ babe.