Title: Dirt
Author: alyse
Fandom: Anthropomorfic
Genre: Crack!fic
Pairing: Wastepaper Basket, and various other office supply pairings.
Rating: R
Warnings: Humiliation kink. Voyeurism. Exhibitionism. Blatant abuse of office supplies.
Word Count: ~400
Author's Notes: Written for [livejournal.com profile] mmom/[community profile] mmom. For [livejournal.com profile] geonncannon, who wanted Pencil/Sharpener and therefore inadvertently inspired this whole piece of insanity.

Summary: The other office supplies treated it as lower than dirt, and that just made Wastepaper Basket's plastic liner shiver with glee.

Dirt )
Title: Popsicle
Author: alyse
Fandom: MegaShark vs Giant Octopus
Pairing: MegaShark/Giant Octopus
Rating: PG13
Warnings: Dubious consent, possibly? If you squint?
Spoilers: Pretty much spoils the entire movie. Kind of.
Challenge: Written for [livejournal.com profile] mmom/[community profile] mmom
Status: Complete, one shot
Word Count: ~1,000
Disclaimer: MegaShark vs Giant Octopus belongs to Asylum Pictures, bless their twisted little minds.
Author's Notes: [livejournal.com profile] moonlettuce and I have this theory about the origins of a certain other Asylum/SyFy creature. This fic explains that theory. Sort of. Many thanks to [personal profile] aithine for beta duties.

Summary: "Together we shall plumb the depths of the deepest ocean trenches, my darling."

Popsicle )
Title: Paper. Clip.
Author: alyse
Fandom: Anthropomorfic
Genre: Crack!fic
Pairing: Paper/Paperclip unrequited longing. And wanking in a paperclip fashion.
Rating: PG13
Spoilers: None
Word Count: ~350
Author's Notes: Written for [community profile] mmom/[livejournal.com profile] mmom.

Summary: Paper was a tease.

Paper. Clip. )
Title: Happee Days
Author: alyse
Fandom: LOLCats
Characters/Pairing: Basement Cat/Ceiling Cat
Rating: PG
Word Count: Exactly 1,000!
Challenge: [profile] kissbingo - 'butterfly kiss'
Author's Notes: I'd blame other people, but this is all me. For my sins, and they are many.

Many thanks to [personal profile] aithine for betaing and pointing out my completely crappy geography. I can't even figure out the lay of my own land never mind anyone else's. Consequently, any geographical mistakes remaining are hers, all hers.

(Apparently I can blame someone for something! \o/)

Happee Days )
Title: Knife, Fork, Spoon
Author: [personal profile] alyse
Fandom: Anthropomorfic
Genre: Crack!fic
Pairing: Knife/Fork, Dish/Spoon, sundry others
Rating: PG13
Spoilers: None
Word Count: ~1,000
Author's Notes: Written for [community profile] mmom. In other words, here be wanking. Many thanks to [personal profile] aithine for looking over this for me.

Summary: It was difficult not to feel jealous of Knife and Fork.

Knife, Fork, Spoon )
Title: How T. rex Got His Groove Back
Author: alyse
Fandom: Original fic
Pairing: Tyrannosaurus/Baryonyx.
Rating: Hard R
Word Count: ~1,300.
Status: Complete.
Warnings: I appear to have written dinosaur porn. Oh, the shame.
Author's Notes: Written for [community profile] mmom. Unsurprisingly.

For [personal profile] davechicken and [profile] alinak, who pretty much dared me to, and for [personal profile] moonlettuce, who didn't stop me. And for [personal profile] aithine, who read it through for me and didn't have me committed on the spot.

I have taken several liberties with time periods, geographic locations and my sanity.

Summary: It started with Baryonyx, the bastard.

How T rex Got His Groove Back )
I was talking to Munchie about the [livejournal.com profile] multimprov challenge, and I made the mistake of saying, "It's a pity I didn't do Thomas the Tank Engine slash, really, with those rails and tenders.

Big mistake. Huge.

I present, for your perverted delectation, the sullying of a childhood icon. Nibble will never forgive me when he grows up and I can't wait to tell Hubby I've written Thomas slash ::veg::

It's not been beta'd, and it's late so it may be incoherent, but here it is, before I lose my nerve:

Title: Mainlining Gold Dust and Lust
Fandom: Thomas the Tank Engine: The Movie
Pairings: Mr Conductor/Junior (implied), Thomas/Percy UST, Thomas/The Fat Controller (implied)
Rating: PG - no bad language, just innuendo and the corruption of innocent minds... like there's anyone like that on my friends list.
Disclaimer: I think they're owned by Britt Allcott, but to be honest the show and movie traumatise me so much I block the whole experience out when Nibble makes me watch it.

Read more... )

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