Alyse: last of her breed

Title: Popsicle
Author: alyse
Fandom: MegaShark vs Giant Octopus
Pairing: MegaShark/Giant Octopus
Rating: PG13
Warnings: Dubious consent, possibly? If you squint?
Spoilers: Pretty much spoils the entire movie. Kind of.
Challenge: Written for mmom/mmom
Status: Complete, one shot
Word Count: ~1,000
Disclaimer: MegaShark vs Giant Octopus belongs to Asylum Pictures, bless their twisted little minds.
Author's Notes: moonlettuce and I have this theory about the origins of a certain other Asylum/SyFy creature. This fic explains that theory. Sort of. Many thanks to aithine for beta duties.

Summary: "Together we shall plumb the depths of the deepest ocean trenches, my darling."

( Popsicle )

Title: Happee Days
Author: alyse
Fandom: LOLCats
Characters/Pairing: Basement Cat/Ceiling Cat
Rating: PG
Word Count: Exactly 1,000!
Challenge: kissbingo - 'butterfly kiss'
Author's Notes: I'd blame other people, but this is all me. For my sins, and they are many.

Many thanks to aithine for betaing and pointing out my completely crappy geography. I can't even figure out the lay of my own land never mind anyone else's. Consequently, any geographical mistakes remaining are hers, all hers.

(Apparently I can blame someone for something! \o/)

( Happee Days )

Title: How T. rex Got His Groove Back
Author: alyse
Fandom: Original fic
Pairing: Tyrannosaurus/Baryonyx.
Rating: Hard R
Word Count: ~1,300.
Status: Complete.
Warnings: I appear to have written dinosaur porn. Oh, the shame.
Author's Notes: Written for mmom. Unsurprisingly.

For davechicken and alinak, who pretty much dared me to, and for moonlettuce, who didn't stop me. And for aithine, who read it through for me and didn't have me committed on the spot.

I have taken several liberties with time periods, geographic locations and my sanity.

Summary: It started with Baryonyx, the bastard.

( How T rex Got His Groove Back )

I was talking to Munchie about the multimprov challenge, and I made the mistake of saying, "It's a pity I didn't do Thomas the Tank Engine slash, really, with those rails and tenders.

Big mistake. Huge.

I present, for your perverted delectation, the sullying of a childhood icon. Nibble will never forgive me when he grows up and I can't wait to tell Hubby I've written Thomas slash ::veg::

It's not been beta'd, and it's late so it may be incoherent, but here it is, before I lose my nerve:

Title: Mainlining Gold Dust and Lust
Fandom: Thomas the Tank Engine: The Movie
Pairings: Mr Conductor/Junior (implied), Thomas/Percy UST, Thomas/The Fat Controller (implied)
Rating: PG - no bad language, just innuendo and the corruption of innocent minds... like there's anyone like that on my friends list.
Disclaimer: I think they're owned by Britt Allcott, but to be honest the show and movie traumatise me so much I block the whole experience out when Nibble makes me watch it.

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