Alyse: last of her breed

Title: Magic
Author: alyse
Fandom: Legend of the Seeker
Characters/Pairings: Kahlan/Richard
Rating: R/NC-17ish
Word Count: 800 exactly
Disclaimer: Legend of the Seeker (TV) belongs to ABC Studios/Disney. No copyright infringement is intended. This is fanfiction, written solely for love of the show.
Author's Notes: Written for the legendland 'A Day Without Magic Challenge'. Also, I'm shamelessly posting it for mmom, since it fits that, too.

Summary: He and Kahlan were alone; he couldn't remember the last time.

( Magic )

Title: Fluffy Kittens Need Not Apply
Author: alyse
Fandom: MegaSloth vs Giant Kitten
Pairing: Dr Jacob Michaels/Lt. Michael Anderson
Rating: NC-17
Warnings/Spoilers: Set during the movie.
Challenge: Written for mmom/mmom
Status: Complete, one shot
Word Count: ~1,350
Author's Notes: For those of you who have not yet encountered the wonder of MegaSloth vs Giant Kitten, all you need to know is that Dr Jacob Michaels is played by Misha Collins and Lt Michael Anderson by Michael Shanks. For more information, please see kittenwars.

This story is for moonlettuce, because I was feeling bad about the way that I'd insisted that Bonnie/Melissa was far superior to the white cock pairing she preferred. I mean, it is, obviously, but there was no need to rub it in like that.

Unbeta'd, because there are so few of us who are intimately familiar with this fandom's particular canon. This is a missing scene, set in that infamous storage cupboard where it faded to black...

Summary: "It's getting bigger," Lieutenant Anderson whispered in his ear, and Jacob bit back on his instinctive response of 'no shit, Sherlock.'

( Fluffy Kittens Need Not Apply )

Title: Demonstration
Author: alyse
Fandom: Jurassic Park III
Pairing: Alan/Billy
Rating: NC-17
Spoilers: None
Word Count: ~3,000
Disclaimer: The characters of Dr. Alan Grant, Billy Brennan, et al. are the property of Universal Pictures, Amblin Entertainment and (in Alan's case) Michael Crichton. No copyright infringement is intended.
Author's Notes: Written for aithine and for mmom/mmom. Thanks to aithine for beta reading duties.

Summary: Sometimes it's all about the hands-on experience.

( Demonstration )

Title: Popsicle
Author: alyse
Fandom: MegaShark vs Giant Octopus
Pairing: MegaShark/Giant Octopus
Rating: PG13
Warnings: Dubious consent, possibly? If you squint?
Spoilers: Pretty much spoils the entire movie. Kind of.
Challenge: Written for mmom/mmom
Status: Complete, one shot
Word Count: ~1,000
Disclaimer: MegaShark vs Giant Octopus belongs to Asylum Pictures, bless their twisted little minds.
Author's Notes: moonlettuce and I have this theory about the origins of a certain other Asylum/SyFy creature. This fic explains that theory. Sort of. Many thanks to aithine for beta duties.

Summary: "Together we shall plumb the depths of the deepest ocean trenches, my darling."

( Popsicle )

Title: Purr
Author: alyse
Fandom: MegaSloth vs Giant Kitten
Pairing: Bonnie Henderson/Melissa Salvatore
Rating: NC-17
Warnings/Spoilers: Set post movie, but no specific spoilers, because we all should know by now that it's the women, and not the men, who save the day.
Challenge: Written for mmom/mmom
Status: Complete, one shot
Word Count: ~1,000
Author's Notes: For those of you who have not yet encountered the wonder of MegaSloth vs Giant Kitten, all you need to know is that Melissa Salvatore is played by Gina Torres and Bonnie Henderson by Hayden Panettiere, and the pairing of Bonnie/Melissa is a thing of utter, utter beauty and far superior to the white cock pairing shipped by certain other ::cough moonlettuce cough:: people. I believe this might actually be the first story in the fandom. Femslashers represent! \o/

Unbeta'd, because there are so few of us who are intimately familiar with this fandom's particular canon.

Summary: After it was all over, and the giant kitten had been reduced back down to kibble, all Bonnie could think about was the weight of Captain Salvatore's hand on her shoulder, and the warmth of Salvatore's fingers against her skin.

( Purr )

Title: Polishing
Author: alyse
Fandom: Legend of the Seeker
Pairing/Character: Kahlan, implied Kahlan/Richard attraction
Rating: PG13
Spoilers: None
Word Count: ~280
Disclaimer: Legend of the Seeker (TV) belongs to ABC Studios/Disney. No copyright infringement is intended. This is fanfiction, written solely for love of the show.
Author's Notes: For mmom/mmom

Summary: It's Cara's fault, of course. It usually is.

( Polishing )