Well.

[alyse]

I have just been called an 'asshole' because I politely refused to accede to a perfect stranger's request to write them Catherine/Greg. Seriously. They pinged me about ten minutes ago, when I'd never even heard of them let alone conversed with them before, and asked if I wrote CSI. When I said yes, they went on this huge begging spree for Catherine/Greg.

So I pointed them to always_winter's site, who does write some bloody good Catherine/Greg, but that's not enough. Oh no. They want someone to write a Catherine/Greg story for them. Suggesting issuing a challenge to some of the lists was also ignored while this person kept insisting I write it. Apparently no one was interested, and given that his or her idea consisted of i was think of one where they are alone at the lab and then they make love I'm not surprised.

Humpfh. So if anyone else in the CSI fandom is contacted by this person, please feel free to send them a huge 'fuck right off' from me. I merely contented myself with blocking them ::g::

ETA: misssimm is being completely unsupportive. Ah well. Don't let it be said that I don't amuse my friends.

ETA2:

alyse: you know, the temptation to write one where Catherine and Greg are having sex in the lab, where he suffers first from performance anxiety and then from premature ejaculation is immense
misssimm: bwah! do it! do it! please, I'm begging you, please....

Heh.