Fic: Mainlining Gold Dust and Lust (Thomas The Tank Engine Movie)

I was talking to Munchie about the multimprov challenge, and I made the mistake of saying, "It's a pity I didn't do Thomas the Tank Engine slash, really, with those rails and tenders.

Big mistake. Huge.

I present, for your perverted delectation, the sullying of a childhood icon. Nibble will never forgive me when he grows up and I can't wait to tell Hubby I've written Thomas slash ::veg::

It's not been beta'd, and it's late so it may be incoherent, but here it is, before I lose my nerve:

Title: Mainlining Gold Dust and Lust
Fandom: Thomas the Tank Engine: The Movie
Pairings: Mr Conductor/Junior (implied), Thomas/Percy UST, Thomas/The Fat Controller (implied)
Rating: PG - no bad language, just innuendo and the corruption of innocent minds... like there's anyone like that on my friends list.
Disclaimer: I think they're owned by Britt Allcott, but to be honest the show and movie traumatise me so much I block the whole experience out when Nibble makes me watch it.

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