stuff and nonsense

So, I'm working on my het big bang and I'm using my speech recognition software because my arm is still very painful. Unfortunately, I keep forgetting that it's on. Which meant that when the cat jumped on my keyboard to get to the window, my word document included the following words spread across the middle of a sentence: what do you want oh is it the birds birdie birdie birdie can you see them silly kitty leave the birdies alone.

Of course, this would happen in the middle of a very serious, emotional scene. And a few sentences back from where I was actually dictating.

Good job I spotted it before I sent it to beta, eh?