Fic: Hunting Haiku (15)

Title: Hunting Haiku
Author: alyse
Fandom: Is a secret, but will be obvious. ( Spoilers for those that want them )

Rating: 15
Word Count: 103
Disclaimer: Not mine
Author's Notes: Written for mmom/mmom, because I threatened told moonlettuce that I would write this pairing.

Summary: Hunting, in haiku form.

( Hunting Haiku )

Dear LJ

I see that once again - as it has been for weeks and weeks now - the site is fucking unuseable in the evenings, once the Americans get online.

Somehow I suspect thist isn't to do with any DDoS attacks, especially as it's at least useable before peak times, but rather is down to the fact that the site is creaking and needs a serious hardware upgrade.

It's seriously, seriously starting to piss me off. Once 8.30 hits, it's fucking ridiculous. It takes several minutes to load pages, and Scrapbook is virtually inaccessible. Less time on your fucking LJ gifts and bollocking goat and meme crap fanfic, and more time on fixing things would be appreciated.

No love

An Irate Customer.

P.S. Update your fucking status page. It's not been updated for a week, and no the errors did not 'go away soon'. Somehow I think even you aren't so incompetent you'd still be doing 'site maintenance', unless 'site maintenance' consists of sticking an elastoplast over the worst bit and hoping no one spots the bleeding exit wound at the back. Sheesh.