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I have just gone down to the garage to fetch the washing from the dryer and an absolutely huge spider just dropped down, landing about 3mm from my hand. Seriously, it must have been 3 inches from top to toe - and we don't get spiders that big, generally. And it just hung there, looking at me malevolently while I freaked.
But that's not the worrying thing. Oh no.
It only had five legs.
Somewhere in my garage there is something that took on this monstrosity. And won.
...
Anyone want to fetch the next load from the dryer while I quietly rock and whimper in the background?
I mean, even Dean wouldn't tackle that motherfucker alone. Not without a flamethrower and a shitload of holy water.
I really, really, really do not like spiders. I don't kill them, because they've got as much right to live as anything, but that doesn't mean I want them anywhere near me.
But that's not the worrying thing. Oh no.
It only had five legs.
Somewhere in my garage there is something that took on this monstrosity. And won.
...
Anyone want to fetch the next load from the dryer while I quietly rock and whimper in the background?
I mean, even Dean wouldn't tackle that motherfucker alone. Not without a flamethrower and a shitload of holy water.
I really, really, really do not like spiders. I don't kill them, because they've got as much right to live as anything, but that doesn't mean I want them anywhere near me.
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::nods seriously::
And people think that they're harmless. Fools!
They are so plotting with cockroaches to be the only ones standing after a nuclear winter.